Welcome to my official website, which is dedicated to Pokemon history, enlightenment, entertainment, and knowledge. As I have, for inexplicable reasons, survived in this asocial and toxic environment for nearly twenty years, I naturally have a lot of stories to share and experiences from which to draw upon. In addition, I will be sharing my discussions with some of the game's most notable figures, many with whom I have significant history.
Welcome. Please sit down, relax with this image of Johnny Cash holding a kitten, and enjoy your time.